Shipping Information

Processing Time

Physical Pardon My Bits items are made to order, which means we need a little time to print, pack, and prepare your cheeky goods properly.

Please allow 2-5 business days for physical products to be processed before they ship.

Digital downloads do not need production or shipping time. Printable games and other digital products are delivered by download link, email, or customer account access after purchase, and no physical item will be shipped unless the product page clearly says otherwise.

We know waiting is annoying, but good things — especially rude little gifts — deserve to be made properly.

US Shipping

For orders within the United States, we offer:

• Standard shipping: usually 3–5 business days after dispatch

Shipping times are estimates and may vary during busy periods, holidays, or when the delivery gods decide to be difficult.

International Shipping

Yes, we ship internationally.

Estimated delivery times after dispatch:

• EU orders: usually 2–7 business days
• Other international orders: usually 7–14 business days

International delivery times can vary depending on your location, local postal services, and customs processing.

Buyers are responsible for any customs fees, import duties, taxes, or local charges that may apply. We are not responsible for delays caused by customs, because sadly we do not control border officials or their paperwork habits.

Tracking Your Order

Once a physical order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with your tracking details.

Digital downloads are delivered separately by download link, email, or account access. If you do not see the email, please check your spam or junk folder first. If it is still missing, contact us and we will help track it down.