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Penis category: Floral Penis Mug: Minimal Botanical Line Art — a real ceramic mug.

Penis

Bold little gifts with no shame.Explore

Vulva category: Floral Vulva Mug: Colourful Flower Blossoms — a real ceramic mug.

Vulva

Floral, cheeky, and hard to ignore.Explore

Boobs category: Heart Boob Mug: Watercolour Body Art — a real ceramic mug.

Boobs

Soft curves. Strong opinions.Explore

Butts category: ceramic mug with colourful underwear and butt illustrations on a soft lavender background.

Butts

A little cheek. A lot of character.Explore

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Black T-shirt with illustrated Halloween characters and sample custom wording.

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T-Shirts

Ceramic mug with colourful cheeky fruit-slice illustrations.

Ceramic mug with colourful cheeky fruit-slice illustrations.

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Mugs

Black crewneck sweatshirt with colourful Christmas anatomy illustrations and sample wording.

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Sweatshirts

Seasonal gifts

Christmas: a red-haired woman wearing a black All I Want for Christmas T-shirt and holding a festive body-art mug, with a red-handled Santa mug and a surprised grandmother in a Christmas kitchen. Nice gifts. Naughty intentions. Unwrap the mischief.

Christmas.

Halloween: a red-haired woman wearing a black Dick or Treat T-shirt and holding a pumpkin-pattern mug in a retro kitchen, with an orange-handled ghost mug, pumpkins and a black cat. The scariest thing here is your taste. Shop Halloween.

Halloween.

GOOD GIFTS. EXCELLENT BAD TASTE.

Bestsellers & Our Picks.

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GOOD TASTE IS OPEN TO INTERPRETATION.

Find Your Kind of Mischief.

Botanical Mischief: a red-haired florist wearing a white floral body-art T-shirt and holding a floral anatomy mug, with a colourful flower-pattern mug and bouquets on the workbench. Beautiful blooms. Questionable details.

Botanical mischief.

Bad Taste Café: a woman wearing a white fruit-pattern T-shirt and holding a pink-handled ice-cream mug in a retro diner, with a colourful ice-lolly mug on the table. Good Taste Was Never on the Menu. Coffee, snacks, and questionable cravings.

Bad Taste Café.

THE CUSTOMER TESTIMONY BUREAU

Apparently, People Love Our Bad Taste.

Real words from customers of our previous Etsy shop.

“Fantastic, was able to make my brother in law blush by the custom wording!”

EllyEtsy customer · Dec 2023

“Absolutely hilarious ugly sweater, I got SO MANY compliments!”

KatelynnEtsy customer · Dec 2024

“Excellent mug! Design is amazing and the recipient says it’s her favorite mug.”

AllisonEtsy customer · Oct 2025

“I ordered 2 mugs and the both came out perfect! Quality is great and the seller was super kind and responsive. Highly recommend!”

breonnaEtsy customer · Dec 2023

GOOD MANNERS ONLY GET YOU SO FAR.

More Mischief

The Name Game: a brunette woman wearing a white Vicky name T-shirt and holding a Megan mug in a retro living room, with a Bella mug on the table and a surprised blonde friend behind her. Your Name. Our Bad Decisions. Make It Personal.

The Name Game.

Every Body: two colourful body-art mugs displayed on stone plinths beside a framed print of watercolour hearts and a ceramic torso sculpture. Artful. Playful. Unapologetically curvy.

Every Body.

Words & Attitude: a blonde woman wearing a cheeky quote T-shirt and holding a matching mug in a vintage diner, with a surprised waitress and another quote mug. Some things are better said on a mug. Explore the attitude.

Words & Attitude.

After Dark: a woman wearing a white Toys Before Boys T-shirt and holding an illustrated mug in a red velvet lounge, with another mug on the table. Good behaviour clocks out at midnight. Shop After Dark.

After Dark.

A LITTLE ABOUT US

Good design.
A questionable sense of humour.

We make playful anatomy, personal punchlines, and gifts for people who appreciate a little bad taste. Find something that feels like them — or suspiciously like you.

Meet Pardon My Bits