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Valentine’s Penis Mug – Funny Couple Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Bold Bits

Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Funny Valentine’s Penis Mug – Couple Gift

Valentine’s Day penises — hearts, roses and explicit anatomy for the partner who appreciates a very specific kind of romance. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Valentine’s Penis Mug – fills the mug with Valentine’s-dressed cartoon penises: ribbon bows, rose garlands, heart details and the classic February palette of red and pink. Romantic. Explicit.

A Valentine’s gift for the long-term couple who communicates in gag gifts, a Galentine’s bold option, or any occasion that calls for love with an anatomical edge.

Some people send flowers. Some people send this. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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