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Browse ceramic mugs with illustrated anatomy, blunt quotes and playful food puns, alongside custom-text sweatshirts. Start with a design you like, then check its colours, sizes and personalization instructions.

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Every mug can be personalized with a name or short message. Each product page shows its exact options.

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Black crewneck sweatshirt laid flat with nine festive vulva illustrations and sample 'All I Want For Christmas' text.BESTSELLER

Personalized Ugly Christmas Sweater: Festive Vulva Art

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Black crewneck sweatshirt laid flat with ten festive penis illustrations and sample 'All I want for Christmas' text.BESTSELLER

Personalized Ugly Christmas Sweater: Festive Penis Art

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Space Wizard Christmas Penis Mug – Naughty Sci-Fi Parody Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Space Wizard Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Design

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Christmas Icons Vulva Art Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Vulva Christmas Mug: Naughty Festive Icons

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Fruit Salad Vulva Art Mug – Cheeky Foodie Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Fruit Vulva Mug: Colourful Slice Pattern

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Valentine’s Penis Mug – Funny Couple Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Valentine’s Penis Mug: Hearts and Romance Pattern

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Halloween Costume Penis Mug – Spooky Adult Humor Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Halloween Mug: Naughty Penis Costumes

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Santa Penis Mug – Naughty Holiday Humor Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Santa Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Characters

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Custom Name Penis Mug – Personalized Letter Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Personalized Name Penis Mug: Cheeky Alphabet

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Custom Name Boobs Mug – Personalized Cheeky Letter Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Personalized Name Boob Mug: Cheeky Alphabet

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Christmas Light Garland Vulva Art Mug – Rude Holiday Gift - primary mug mockup

Christmas Mug: Vulva Lights Garland

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Women’s Legs Mug – Cheeky Body Art Gift - primary mug mockup

Women’s Legs Mug: Illustrated Body Art

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Trans Pride Mug – Inclusive Celebration Gift - primary mug mockup

Trans Pride Mug: Colourful Celebration Icons

From $22.95Safe-ish
Sperm Swimming Champion Mug with a first-place medal and LOVE... AMANDA personalization example

Sperm Swimming Champion Mug: Personalized Message

From $22.95Rude-ish
Sexy Gingerbread Mug – Naughty Christmas Gift - primary mug mockup

Sexy Gingerbread Christmas Mug

From $22.95Rude-ish
Red Lips Pattern Mug – Flirty Adult Humor Gift - primary mug mockup

Red Lips Mug: Flirty Illustrated Pattern

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Profanity Pattern Mug – Rude Boundary Gift - primary mug mockup

Fuck Off Mug: Repeating Profanity Pattern

From $22.95Rude-ish
Bedroom Position Art Mug – Adults Only Gag Gift - primary mug mockup

Sex Position Mug: Nude Couple Art Pattern

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Poop Party Mug – Funny Bathroom Humor Gift - primary mug mockup

Poop Birthday Mug: Cartoon Party Pattern

From $22.95Safe-ish
Thanks Mom For Not Swallowing Me Mug – Rude Mom Gift - primary mug mockup

Thanks Mom for Not Swallowing Me Mug

From $22.95Rude-ish
Naughty For Her Quotes Mug – Adults Only Gift - primary mug mockup

Dirty Quotes Mug: Naughty Messages for Her

From $22.95Bold Bits
Dirty Couple Quotes Mug – Adults Only Gift - primary mug mockup

Dirty Quotes Mug: Cheeky Couple Messages

From $22.95Bold Bits
Naughty Christmas Position Mug – Adults Only Gift - primary mug mockup

Naughty Christmas Mug: Bedroom Positions

From $22.95Bold Bits
Middle Finger Pattern Mug – Rude Attitude Gift - primary mug mockup

Middle Finger Mug: Illustrated Hand Pattern

From $22.95Rude-ish

BEFORE YOU PICK THEIR GIFT

Choose the joke before the format.

Match the artwork to their humour, then choose a mug or a custom-text sweatshirt. The product page shows the available options for that design.

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Can I add a name or message?

Mugs offer optional personalization. Sweatshirts require custom text: the lettering in the mockup is an example. Enter your own words and follow the instructions and character limit on the product page.

How do I compare different kinds of gifts?

Use Product type for the format, Bit for the motif and Spice level for the artwork's boldness. A slogan, floral double take and explicit anatomy pattern can suit very different recipients.

Where do I check delivery and shipping costs?

Each item is made to order. Check the product’s delivery information and the shipping page for your destination. Final shipping costs and applicable taxes are confirmed at checkout.

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A little more mischief.

Botanical mischief.

Blooms, butterflies, and a little anatomy.

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Bad Taste Café.

Coffee, snacks, and questionable cravings.

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Every Body.

Silhouettes, line art, and a little body positivity.

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