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Fruit Salad Vulva Art Mug – Cheeky Foodie Gift - primary mug mockup
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Maybe not: if they have no sense of humor.

Cheeky Fruit Salad Vulva Mug – Foodie Gift

Figs, papayas and peaches illustrated as vulvas — the fruit bowl anatomy mug. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Fruit Vulva Mug – takes the most notoriously suggestive produce — fig, papaya, peach, dragonfruit — and illustrates each as a vulva. The colours are tropical and the analogy is precise.

A funny kitchen mug for the food-curious, a fruit-bowl gift with a body-positive edge, or a present for anyone who has texted a peach emoji with intent.

Five a day. You know which ones. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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