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Bottle Penis Mug – Rude Party Drinking Humor Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Rude Bottle Penis Mug – Party Drinking Humor Gift

Wine bottles, beer bottles and champagne flutes — all subtly reshaped into something very phallic. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift

Bottle Penis Mug – works through the full drinks cabinet — wine, beer, champagne, spirits — and redraws each bottle with a decidedly phallic silhouette. The joke is in the shape; the rest is plausible deniability.

A drinks-themed bachelorette gift, a wine-lover’s rude present, or the mug for the bar cart owner who appreciates subtle anatomy humour.

Cheers to the shapely bottle. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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