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Rude Christmas Light Garland Vulva Mug – Holiday Gift

A Christmas light garland where every bulb is a vulva — the festive anatomy string that changes the tree. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Garland Vagina Mug – strings vulva shapes together as a classic fairy light garland in festive colours. Each bulb is anatomical; the overall effect is relentlessly seasonal.

A rude holiday mug that matches the decorations you are reconsidering, a bachelorette Christmas gift, or a present for the person who decorates aggressively and has no limits.

String lights. New shapes. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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