Christmas collection with a printed black sweatshirt, cushion, and two festive mugs on a stone shelf, framed by playful doodles and red ribbon.

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Funny Christmas Mugs & Gifts

Funny Christmas mugs and personalized sweatshirts for your favourite troublemaker. Discover printed gingerbread, festive lights and cheeky Santa designs, or explore our Secret Santa & White Elephant gift ideas.

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Every mug can be personalized with a name or short message. Each product page shows its exact options.

Christmas

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Black crewneck sweatshirt laid flat with nine festive vulva illustrations and sample 'All I Want For Christmas' text.BESTSELLER

Personalized Ugly Christmas Sweater: Festive Vulva Art

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Black crewneck sweatshirt laid flat with ten festive penis illustrations and sample 'All I want for Christmas' text.BESTSELLER

Personalized Ugly Christmas Sweater: Festive Penis Art

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Space Wizard Christmas Penis Mug – Naughty Sci-Fi Parody Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Space Wizard Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Design

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Christmas Icons Vulva Art Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Vulva Christmas Mug: Naughty Festive Icons

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Santa Penis Mug – Naughty Holiday Humor Gift - primary mug mockupBESTSELLER

Santa Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Characters

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Christmas Light Garland Vulva Art Mug – Rude Holiday Gift - primary mug mockup

Christmas Mug: Vulva Lights Garland

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Sexy Gingerbread Mug – Naughty Christmas Gift - primary mug mockup

Sexy Gingerbread Christmas Mug

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Naughty Christmas Position Mug – Adults Only Gift - primary mug mockup

Naughty Christmas Mug: Bedroom Positions

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Snow Globe Vulva Art Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Snow Globe Christmas Mug: Naughty Vulva Art

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Christmas Lights Vulva Art Mug – Rude Holiday Gift - primary mug mockup

Vulva Christmas Mug: Naughty Light Bulbs

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Christmas Vulva Art Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Vulva Christmas Mug: Wrapped Gift Design

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Christmas Anatomy Icons Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Christmas Mug: Naughty Mixed Anatomy Icons

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Christmas Anatomy Gift Box Mug – Rude Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Christmas Mug: Naughty Anatomy Gift Boxes

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Colorful Christmas bauble and penis pattern printed on a personalized Pickle Bits penis mug by Pardon My Bits.

Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Baubles

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Ugly Sweater Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Sweater Pattern

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Snow Globe Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Snow Globe Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Art

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Eat A Bag Of Dicks Penis Mug – Rude Christmas Gift - primary mug mockup

Eat a Bag of Dicks Christmas Mug

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Nude Santa Penis Mug – Naughty Christmas Gift - primary mug mockup

Nude Santa Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Art

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Gingerbread Penis Mug – Rude Christmas Cookie Gift - primary mug mockup

Gingerbread Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Cookies

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Christmas Tree Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Merry Dickmas Christmas Mug: Penis Tree

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Christmas Present Penis Mug – Rude Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Presents

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Christmas Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Naughty Christmas Mug: Festive Penis Characters

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Christmas Ornament Penis Mug – Naughty Holiday Gift - primary mug mockup

Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Ornaments

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Snowwomen Boobs Mug – Funny Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Snowwomen Christmas Mug: Funny Boob Design

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BEFORE YOU PICK THEIR GIFT

A festive joke for the right person.

From gingerbread and festive lights to questionable Santas, choose a design that suits their sense of humour. Our Secret Santa & White Elephant edit offers another place to start.

Explore gift-swap ideas →
Can I add a name or message?

Mugs offer optional personalization. Sweatshirts require custom text: the lettering in the mockup is an example. Enter your own words and follow the instructions and character limit on the product page.

What are the mug designs made from?

The anatomy artwork is a flat illustration printed on a ceramic mug. Each product page shows its available colours, sizes and care details.

Where do I check delivery and shipping costs?

Each item is made to order. Check the product’s delivery information and the shipping page for your destination. Final shipping costs and applicable taxes are confirmed at checkout.

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Name Mugs.

Their name. A very personal punchline.

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Botanical mischief.

Blooms, butterflies, and a little anatomy.

Shop botanical mugs

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Coffee, snacks, and questionable cravings.

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