“Ugly Christmas sweater” is a common name for the party style. Our current Christmas products are printed Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirts, not knitted jumpers. Choose them for the illustration and your own wording, with the material and fit checked before ordering.

Two festive anatomy designs

Compare the festive penis sweatshirt and festive vulva sweatshirt. Both have adult artwork, so choose for the person and the gathering rather than assuming a colourful Christmas design is suitable for every workplace.

Material, colours and sizes

The Gildan 18000 is a unisex crewneck with a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend and pre-shrunk fabric. Current colours are Black, Irish Green and Red, with sizes S–5XL subject to availability.

Use the product’s size guide and compare its measurements with a sweatshirt you already like. A unisex size label or a model photograph is not a personal fit recommendation. Check the chosen colour and size in the summary beside Add to bag.

Your custom text is required

Enter the exact wording you want printed. The lettering in the product photos is an example; it is not included automatically. Follow the field’s limit, currently up to 60 characters for these sweatshirt designs. Accented letters, numbers and spaces are supported.

The available personalization adds your wording to the design. It does not promise a different illustration, extra back print or sleeve print. Contact us before ordering if you want a separate custom design.

Will I see a preview first?

No separate design proof is sent before production. Read the entered wording back carefully before paying. Once production starts, it cannot be changed. If you want a gift note instead of text on the garment, use the separate gift-message option at checkout.

Price and the full gift budget

The current range starts at $34.95 USD before shipping and applicable tax; larger sizes have their own prices. Personalization within the offered design is included. The selected variant and checkout show the actual price.

Standard US sweatshirt shipping is $8.79 for the first sweatshirt plus $2.50 for each additional sweatshirt. Mugs and clothing may ship separately, so a mixed bag can include both product-type shipping charges.

Production and Christmas timing

Production is usually 2–5 business days. Standard US clothing transit is typically another 3–6 business days, giving an estimated 5–11 business days overall. UK and EU timing depends on fulfilment and destination; standard international transit can take 5–20 business days after production.

These estimates are not guaranteed holiday arrival dates. There is no single worldwide order-by date. Read shipping information and contact us before ordering if a specific event date is essential.

Care and returns

Follow the care instructions on the selected product and garment label. Check the size guide before ordering: an item made with your own wording is excluded from ordinary change-of-mind cancellation, while faults remain covered. See returns and quality claims.

Compare the personalized sweatshirts or browse the Christmas gift collection.