Printed unisex crewneck: Gildan 18000
50% cotton / 50% polyester; pre-shrunk
Black, Irish Green, Red or White
Sizes S–5XL; check the size guide
Required custom text: up to 60 characters
Made to order; custom text included
Product details

An ugly Christmas sweater with a different kind of tree.

This personalized ugly Christmas sweater swaps pine needles for a colourful Christmas tree made from illustrated boobs, topped with a cheeky star. Add your own words above the artwork for a naughty Christmas sweater that brings your sense of humour to the party.

The classic unisex fit works for men and women. Choose Black, Irish Green, Red or White in sizes S–5XL, whether you are dressing for an adults-only holiday party or picking a funny Secret Santa or White Elephant gift for someone who appreciates a dirty joke.

Your custom text is included

Personalization is required and included in the price. The photos show Merry Boobmas as an example. Those words are not added automatically: enter Merry Boobmas in the custom text box if you want the same wording, or choose your own name, message or short phrase.

  • Enter up to 60 characters, including spaces.
  • Check spelling and capitalization carefully. We print the text you enter.
  • The illustrated boob Christmas tree stays the same; your words replace the sample text above it.
  • No proof is sent before production. Personalization cannot be changed once production begins.

About the sweatshirt

  • Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck.
  • 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
  • Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
  • Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
  • Black, Irish Green, Red or White; sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
  • White may appear off-white rather than bright white due to the fabric properties.
  • Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

This listing is for one printed crewneck sweatshirt. The ugly Christmas sweater wording describes the holiday style; the garment is a sweatshirt rather than a knitted jumper. The design contains adult anatomical humour.

Need help choosing your size or wording? Read our Christmas sweatshirt size and personalization guide.

Christmas sweatshirt size and wording guide →

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Selected historical reviews that mention sweatshirts, from our previous Etsy shop. These reviews are not linked to this specific design.

“Absolutely hilarious ugly sweater, I got SO MANY compliments!”

KatelynnEtsy customer ·

“Very fast shipping. Perfect for our "Naughty Sweater" Christmas Party. Thanks so much.”

TraceyEtsy customer ·

“This amazing sweater won me 1st place at my Christmas holiday sweater party!!! Love it!”

RobinEtsy customer ·

“The sweater quality and customization exceeded my expectations. Fast shipping and bright vibrant sweater. I would purchase from this seller again.”

EbonyEtsy customer ·

“My Friend had me order this for a funny xmas present. A good quality sweatshirt and a good laugh.”

TyEtsy customer ·

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