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Space Wizard Christmas Penis Mug – Naughty Sci-Fi Parody Gift - primary mug mockup
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Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Naughty Space Wizard Christmas Penis Mug – Sci-Fi Parody…

Sci-fi wizard character penises in Christmas hats — the sci-fi anatomy crossover, festively decorated. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Space Wizard Christmas Penis Mug – sends everyone’s favourite sci-fi characters into the anatomy universe and then puts them in Santa hats. The parody layering is exceptional and the result is completely indefensible.

A Christmas gift for the Space Wizard fan who has everything else, or a Secret Santa for the person who would genuinely appreciate the conceptual depth involved here.

May the Force be with your morning coffee. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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