Nude Santa Penis Mug – Naughty Christmas Gift - primary mug mockup

Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Naughty Nude Santa Penis Mug – Christmas Gift

Santa Claus with nothing but the hat — the North Pole as nobody imagined it. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Color

Size

Clear

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days

US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch

Tracking details sent after dispatch

Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch

Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.

Perfect for:

Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift

Nude Santa Penis Mug – strips Father Christmas down to his essential features: the hat, the beard, the rosy cheeks — and the anatomy, fully visible. The festive cheer is intact; the clothing is not.

A Secret Santa that doubles as its own punchline, a Christmas bachelorette essential, or a gift for anyone who has always found Santa’s all-weather suit suspicious.

Checking the naughty list. Twice. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.