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Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Naughty Christmas Icons Vulva Mug – Secret Santa Gift

Christmas icons reimagined as vaginas — wreaths, reindeer and baubles with anatomy, for the naughty list. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Icons Vagina Mug – takes classic Christmas iconography — wreaths, bells, stockings, reindeer — and redesigns each as a vagina. The festive colours make it worse in the best possible way.

The most explicit Secret Santa in the selection, a Christmas bachelorette essential, or a gift for anyone who finds the standard Christmas iconography too wholesome.

Season’s greetings. Anatomically specific. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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