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Rude Christmas Lights Vulva Mug – Holiday Gift

Christmas lights strung from vulva shapes — the festive anatomy string for the most unusual advent. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift

Christmas Lights Vulva Mug – redraws the classic light string with vulva shapes as every bulb, in seasonal reds, greens and golds. The festive format makes the anatomy both worse and funnier.

A Christmas bachelorette essential, a rude Secret Santa, or a mug for the person whose December aesthetic has no ceiling.

Lights are on. Shape is vulva. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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