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Funny Vulva Gifts

Vulva mugs range from colourful flower centres and coffee-bean double takes to frank anatomical patterns. The designs depict external vulva anatomy, with softer decorative styles and bolder illustrations to choose from.

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Every mug can be personalized with a name or short message. Each product page shows its exact options.

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Black crewneck sweatshirt laid flat with nine festive vulva illustrations and sample 'All I Want For Christmas' text.

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Flowers, coffee beans or frank anatomy.

Choose a decorative double take or a straightforward anatomical pattern. Both appear in this edit, with different palettes and drawing styles.

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Can I add a name or message?

Mugs offer optional personalization with a name or short message. Name-lettering designs use your text as the artwork, while pattern and quote mugs keep their fixed design. Follow the product page's format and character limit, and check spelling before ordering.

Why are these designs called vulva mugs?

The artwork depicts the external vulva rather than the internal vagina. Floral and coffee-bean designs stylise that shape; other patterns show it more directly.

Where do I check delivery and shipping costs?

Each item is made to order. Check the product’s delivery information and the shipping page for your destination. Final shipping costs and applicable taxes are confirmed at checkout.

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A little more mischief.

Botanical mischief.

Blooms, butterflies, and a little anatomy.

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Every Body.

Silhouettes, line art, and a little body positivity.

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Bad Taste Café.

Coffee, snacks, and questionable cravings.

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Vulva

Personalized Ugly Christmas Sweater: Festive Vulva Art

Vulva Christmas Mug: Naughty Festive Icons

Fruit Vulva Mug: Colourful Slice Pattern

Christmas Mug: Vulva Lights Garland

Women’s Body Mug: Colourful Silhouette Art

Uterus Mug: Floral Womb Illustrations

Viva La Vulva Mug: Bold Lettering Design

Valentine’s Vulva Mug: Hearts and Sweet Treats

Thanksgiving Vulva Mug: Autumn Food Pattern

Summer Vulva Mug: Beach Holiday Pattern

Spiderweb Halloween Mug: Gothic Vulva Art

Solo Time Vulva Mug: Adults-Only Hand Art

Snow Globe Christmas Mug: Naughty Vulva Art

Snack Vulva Mug: Funny Fast Food Art

Vulva Mug: Skin Tone Anatomy Pattern

Floral Body Mug: Colourful Vulva Silhouettes

This Pussy Won’t Lick Itself Mug

Pumpkin Halloween Mug: Naughty Vulva Design

Pride Vulva Mug: Rainbow Anatomy Characters

Pie Vulva Mug: Cheeky Bakery Illustrations

Period Mug: Colourful Anatomy and Menstrual Icons

Pastel Vulva Mug: Colourful Circle Pattern

Birthday Vulva Mug: Colourful Party Pattern

Love Vulva Mug: Bows, Crowns and Angel Details

Flowers, coffee beans or frank anatomy.

A little more mischief.

Botanical mischief.

Every Body.

Bad Taste Café.

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