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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Naughty Christmas Vulva Mug – Secret Santa Gift

Christmas wrapped vulvas — gifting season anatomy with ribbons, bows and full festive dressing. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift Secret Santa Gift

Christmas Gift Vulva Mug – wraps vulva shapes in full Christmas gift packaging: ribbons, bows, paper patterns and seasonal colour. The anatomy is the gift; the wrapping is impeccable.

A rude Secret Santa that earns its price, a Christmas bachelorette essential, or a festive buy for the person who finds standard Christmas gifts insufficiently interesting.

Wrapped with seasonal commitment. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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