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Funny Snowwomen Boob Mug – Secret Santa Gift

Snowwomen with visible anatomy — festive, cartoonish and only rude if you are paying attention. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift Secret Santa Gift

Snowwomen Boob Mug – builds a crew of cartoon snowwomen who have, notably, not had their anatomy smoothed over by the artist. Each has a different hat and scarf and the full snowwoman package.

A Secret Santa that reads festive from across the room and rude up close. Works for a winter bachelorette or an office gift where the dress code is loosely observed.

The snowwomen your childhood never told you about. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug, funny boobs mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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