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Watercolor Heart Boob Mug – Body Positive Gift

Soft watercolour hearts that, on second look, contain a very gentle pair of boobs — pretty, pastel and barely rude. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Body Positive Gift Valentines Day Gift

Watercolour Boob Mug – wraps boob illustrations inside soft watercolour heart shapes in blush, lavender and mint tones. The result is genuinely pretty and only mildly NSFW.

A body-positive gift that doubles as home decor, or a bachelorette buy that won’t alarm the conservative guests at the table.

The one that looks like art until it doesn’t. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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