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Naughty Snow Globe Penis Mug – Secret Santa Gift

Snow globes containing penises — because some things deserve to be preserved in festive scenery. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Snow Globe Penis Mug – places cartoon penises inside decorative snow globes, surrounded by swirling snow and seasonal detail. The globe format adds a curatorial air to the explicit content inside.

A Christmas novelty gift with a presentational edge, a Secret Santa talking point, or a present for the snow globe collector who wants one genuinely unusual item on the shelf.

Give it a shake. It still snows on a penis. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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