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Colorful Christmas bauble and penis pattern printed on a personalized Pickle Bits penis mug by Pardon My Bits.
Spice level: Bold Bits

Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Rude Christmas Bauble Penis Mug – Secret Santa Gift

Christmas baubles that are clearly, completely penises — the Secret Santa gift your tree has been missing. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift Secret Santa Gift

Christmas Bauble Penis Mug – turns festive glass ornaments into explicit anatomy with Santa hats, tinsel and full seasonal dressing. Every bauble is exactly what it looks like.

The Secret Santa that gets talked about for years, a Christmas bachelorette party essential, or a novelty mug for anyone who hangs questionable decorations.

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