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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Rude Christmas Present Penis Mug – Secret Santa Gift

Christmas gifts, wrapping paper and festive penises — the Secret Santa that explains why the parcel looks unusual. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Present Penis Mug – packs the mug with gift boxes, ribbons and bows alongside penises doing double duty as seasonal presents. The whole thing is wrapped in festive colours.

The rude Secret Santa gift that references itself, a Christmas party conversation piece, or a buy for anyone who wraps presents with anatomical precision.

Some gifts you never forget. This is one of them. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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