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Maybe not: if they have no sense of humor.

Rude Pie Vulva Mug – Foodie Gift

Pie slices that, looked at carefully, are clearly vulva-shaped — the most anatomically specific bakery mug. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Pie Vulva Mug – cuts pie slices into a shape that is precisely a vulva when considered from the right angle. The filling choices are warm and autumnal; the anatomy is in the geometry.

A funny gift for the baker who looks at everything twice, a kitchen-adjacent bachelorette buy, or a mug for anyone who has ever said something at a pie-cutting ceremony.

Slice. Double-take. Slice again. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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