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Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Rude Snack Attack Vulva Mug – Foodie Gift

Fast food items shaped as vulvas — fries, cups, pizza slices and snacks with an anatomy twist. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift

Snack Food Vulva Mug – takes the junk food spread — pizza, fries, cups and snacks — and redraws each item with a vulva silhouette. The food analogy is present; the anatomy is primary.

A funny mug for the snack-obsessed friend, a bachelorette brunch addition, or a kitchen mug for anyone whose takeaway order deserves a second look.

Delivered. With anatomy. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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