Your personalized Halloween penis shirt

A reaper with a scythe, a grinning pumpkin, a little devil, a zombie, spiders, a bubbling cauldron, a ghost, a slime monster, a vampire and a mummy: ten cheeky penis characters are dressed for Halloween. This funny Halloween shirt brings the costume party straight to your chest.

Wear it to an adults-only Halloween party, or give it to someone who enjoys a dirty joke with their spooky season. Looking for a Dick or Treat shirt? That wording is the example in the photo: enter it yourself to keep it, or add your own Halloween punchline. The classic unisex fit works for men and women; check the size guide before choosing your fit.

Your custom text is included

Personalization is required and included in the price. The illustrated characters stay the same; your words replace the sample wording above them.

• Enter up to 60 characters, including spaces.
• Check spelling, punctuation and capitalization: we print exactly what you enter.
• No proof is sent before production. Text cannot be changed once production begins.

About the T-shirt

• Gildan 5000 unisex classic tee with a structured, straight fit.
• Black, Irish Green, Maroon, Navy, Orange and Red: 100% cotton.
• Dark Heather: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
• Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders, and double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
• Seven colours and sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
• Made to order with a printed design. This listing is for one T-shirt.

The artwork is intended for adults. For a party or gift on a particular date, order early: production and delivery estimates are not guarantees. Shipping and applicable tax are confirmed at checkout. See our shipping information before ordering for Halloween.