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Halloween Penis Mug – Spooky Rude Party Gift - primary mug mockup
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Spooky Halloween Penis Mug – Rude Party Gift

A Halloween allover pattern where penises are mixed into every spooky detail — the haunted anatomy special. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Halloween Gift

Halloween Penis Mug – mixes penises into a full Halloween scene: pumpkins, bats, cobwebs, skulls and cartoon anatomy all populate the same dark-toned pattern.

A spooky season bachelorette staple, a Halloween Secret Santa, or a seasonal mug for the person who decorates heavily for October and wants their coffee to match.

Jack-o-lanterns optional. Penises guaranteed. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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