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Halloween Costume Penis Mug – Spooky Adult Humor Gift - primary mug mockup
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Spooky Halloween Costume Penis Mug – Adult Humor Gift

Penises in Halloween costumes — witch hats, vampire capes, mummy bandages and more. Trick or treat. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Halloween Costume Penis Mug – gives each cartoon penis the full October 31st treatment: costume, character and seasonal detail. There is a witch, a vampire, a skeleton and others, all explicitly penis-shaped.

A Halloween bachelorette gift, a spooky Secret Santa, or a costume party mug for someone who appreciates the season with anatomical specificity.

Every costume. One theme. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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