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Spiderweb Vulva Mug – Gothic Halloween Gift

Gothic spider webs and vulva art — the dark aesthetic anatomy mug for the Halloween romantic. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Halloween Gift

Spider Vulva Mug – weaves spider webs, gothic crosses and dark decorative detail through a vulva art pattern in an atmospheric dark palette.

A Halloween adults-only gift, a gothic bachelorette essential, or a mug for anyone whose aesthetic runs dark and whose body positivity is unconditional.

Dark. Explicit. Perfect together. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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