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Spooky Haunted Vulva Mug – Halloween Gift

Halloween haunted anatomy — vulvas in full spooky-season styling, cobwebs and all. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Halloween Gift

Haunted Vulva Mug – brings vulva art into the Halloween scene: haunted houses, cobwebs, bats and explicit anatomy all share a dark festive pattern.

A spooky bachelorette gift, a Halloween adults-only Secret Santa, or a seasonal mug for the person who wants their October decor comprehensively themed.

The haunted house has a very specific door. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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