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Ghost Penis Mug – Funny Halloween Boo Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Funny Ghost Penis Mug – Halloween Boo Gift

Halloween ghosts that are also, unmistakably, penises — the haunted anatomy mug. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Halloween Gift

Ghost Penis Mug – presents a crew of friendly cartoon ghosts that share their exact silhouette with a penis. Halloween expressions, floating positions, and the classic ghost shape that was always a bit suspicious.

A Halloween Secret Santa that earns its price, a spooky bachelorette add-on, or a gift for anyone who has always known what those ghosts really look like.

Boo. And other things. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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