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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Love Vulva Mug – Sweet Cheeky Adults Only Gift

Vulvas with angel decorations, crowns and bows — the anatomy mug that treats the subject with theatrical reverence. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Valentines Day Gift

Love Vulva Mug – dresses each vulva with angel wings, crowns, ribbons and devotional detail. The presentation is elaborate; the subject is explicit. The combination is entirely Pardon My Bits.

A bachelorette party gift for the person who treats their anatomy with appropriate ceremony, a Valentine’s option for the theatrically romantic, or a gift for anyone who has always thought vulvas deserve better PR.

Holy, in its own way. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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