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Valentine’s Vulva Art Mug – Cheeky Couple Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Bold Bits

Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Cheeky Valentine’s Vulva Mug – Couple Gift

Valentine’s vulva art with sweets and cakes — anatomy dressed up for February in the most explicit way. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Valentine’s Vulva Mug – fills the mug with Valentine’s-dressed vulva art surrounded by cakes, sweets, cupcakes and the full February palette of pink and red. The anatomy is the main event; the sweetness is the context.

A Valentine’s gift for the partner who appreciates anatomical honesty, a Galentine’s option that goes bold, or any occasion that calls for love with full body-positive illustration.

Sweet. Explicit. February. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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