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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Heart Vulva Mug – Body Positive Self-Love Gift

Heart-shaped vulva art — anatomy that reads as love, body positivity as Valentine’s art. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Body Positive Gift Valentines Day Gift

Heart Vulva Mug – renders vulvas inside or as heart shapes, in a soft romantic palette of red, pink and gold. The design sits at the intersection of body positivity and Valentine’s aesthetic.

A Valentine’s gift with a body-positive message, a Galentine’s addition, or a daily mug for anyone who wants anatomy and self-love to occupy the same ceramics.

Heart. Literally. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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