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Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Cheeky Valentine’s Boob Mug – Partner Gift

Valentine’s boob pairs in roses, hearts and ribbon — February anatomy for the partner who appreciates a joke. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Valentines Day Gift

Valentine’s Boob Mug – fills the mug with heart-shaped and rose-adorned boob pairs in classic Valentine’s red, pink and gold. The design is celebratory and cheeky in equal measure.

A Valentine’s gift for a partner who appreciates the visual, a Galentine’s Day group mug, or a pick for anyone who finds chocolate boxes predictable.

Love, but louder. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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