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Heart Balloon Boobs Mug – Cheeky Valentine’s Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Cheeky Heart Balloon Boob Mug – Valentine’s Gift

Heart-shaped balloons that are also unmistakably boobs — Valentine’s anatomy for the partner with a sense of humour. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Heart Balloon Boob Mug – floats into Valentine’s territory with heart and balloon shapes that are, on closer inspection, pairs of boobs with ribbons and nipples. The palette is pink and celebratory.

A cheeky Valentine’s gift for a partner who gets the joke, or a Galentine’s mug for the group chat that keeps things interesting.

Love with a visual punchline. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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