Terms of Service

Last updated: May 17, 2026

1. Overview

This website is operated by Pardon My Bits. Throughout the site, the terms we, us, and our refer to Pardon My Bits.

By visiting our website, browsing our products, placing an order, or using any part of our store, you agree to these Terms of Service, along with our Privacy Policy, Shipping Information, and Returns & Exchanges Policy.

Please read these terms carefully before using our website. If you do not agree with them, please do not use the site or place an order.

2. About Our Products

Pardon My Bits sells funny, cheeky, body-positive gifts, accessories, apparel, printables, and related products.

Our products may contain rude, cheeky, sarcastic, or adult-leaning humour. We aim to be funny without being cruel, hateful, or explicit. By purchasing from us, you understand the general tone and style of the brand.

In other words: expect sass. Do not expect beige corporate nonsense.

3. Online Store Terms

By using this website or placing an order, you confirm that:

You are legally able to enter into a contract
The information you provide is accurate and complete
You will not use our products or website for illegal, harmful, or unauthorised purposes
You will not attempt to interfere with the security or proper operation of the website

We reserve the right to refuse service, cancel orders, or restrict access to the website if we believe these terms have been violated.

4. Product Information

We do our best to describe and display our products accurately, including colours, sizes, designs, materials, and product details.

However, we cannot guarantee that colours will appear exactly the same on every screen. Minor differences in colour, placement, sizing, or finish may occur, especially with printed, handmade, personalised, or made-to-order items.

Small variations are not considered defects. They are part of the joy and occasional chaos of physical products.

5. Personalised and Custom Products

Some products may allow personalisation or custom text.

When you submit custom text, names, dates, messages, images, or instructions, you are responsible for making sure they are correct before placing your order.

Please check:

Spelling
Grammar
Names
Dates
Capitalisation
Custom messages
Any rude little jokes you are about to immortalise forever

We print the information you provide. If you submit a typo, we may not be able to change it once production has started.

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel custom requests that include content we consider:

Hateful
Abusive
Threatening
Harassing
Discriminatory
Illegal
Explicitly sexual
Exploitative
Infringing on someone else’s rights
Otherwise inappropriate for our brand

We like rude. We do not do vile.

6. Digital Products

Some products may be offered as digital downloads, printable files, templates, games, or other digital content.

Digital products are usually delivered by download link, email, or customer account access. No physical item will be shipped unless clearly stated on the product page.

Digital products are for personal use only unless the product listing clearly says otherwise.

You may not:

Resell our digital files
Share download links publicly
Upload files to marketplaces or file-sharing sites
Claim our designs as your own
Use our files for commercial resale without written permission

Due to the nature of digital products, digital purchases may be final once downloaded or accessed, unless the file is faulty, incorrect, or otherwise required by applicable law.

7. Orders and Payment

When you place an order, you agree to provide accurate billing, shipping, and contact information.

All orders are subject to acceptance and availability. Receiving an order confirmation does not guarantee that we have accepted the order. We reserve the right to cancel or refuse any order, including where:

Product information or pricing was incorrect
Payment could not be processed
Fraud or misuse is suspected
The order includes custom content we cannot fulfil
The item is unavailable
There is an issue with the shipping address

If we cancel an order after payment has been taken, we will refund the amount paid for the cancelled item.

8. Pricing and Availability

Prices are shown on the website and may change without notice.

We reserve the right to update, modify, discontinue, or remove products at any time. We are not responsible if a product becomes unavailable or if information on the site is outdated, incomplete, or incorrect.

We do our best to keep everything accurate, but occasionally mistakes happen. If we discover an error in product details, pricing, shipping, or availability, we may correct it and contact you if your order is affected.

9. Shipping

Shipping times, processing times, and delivery estimates are explained in our Shipping Information page.

Delivery times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. Delays may happen due to postal services, customs, holidays, weather, incorrect addresses, or other events outside our control.

Once your order has been handed to the shipping carrier, delivery is handled by that carrier. We will help where we can, but we cannot personally wrestle parcels out of customs or chase a van down the street.

10. Customs, Duties, and Taxes

For international orders, customers are responsible for any customs fees, import duties, taxes, or local charges that may apply.

We are not responsible for delays caused by customs or for charges imposed by your country or local authorities.

11. Returns, Refunds, and Exchanges

Returns, refunds, damaged items, personalised products, and exchanges are handled according to our Returns & Exchanges Policy.

Please review that policy before placing an order, especially if you are buying a personalised, custom-made, made-to-order, or digital product.

12. Customer Content

If you send us reviews, photos, feedback, custom text, suggestions, or other content, you confirm that you have the right to provide that content.

You also agree that your content must not:

Infringe someone else’s intellectual property rights
Contain unlawful, abusive, hateful, or harmful material
Contain viruses, malware, or harmful code
Mislead us or others

Where you submit content for a personalised product, you give us permission to use that content only as needed to create, process, fulfil, and support your order.

If you tag us, submit a review, or send us content for promotional use, we may ask for permission before using it in marketing.

13. Intellectual Property

All content on this website, including designs, graphics, product images, text, logos, branding, digital files, layouts, and other materials, belongs to Pardon My Bits or our licensors unless otherwise stated.

You may not copy, reproduce, sell, distribute, modify, upload, or use our content for commercial purposes without written permission.

Buying a product does not give you ownership of the design, artwork, branding, or intellectual property behind it.

You get the cheeky item. You do not get the whole biscuit tin.

14. Prohibited Uses

You may not use our website, products, or content:

For unlawful purposes
To violate any laws or regulations
To infringe intellectual property rights
To harass, abuse, insult, harm, defame, or discriminate against others
To submit false or misleading information
To upload viruses, malware, or harmful code
To interfere with the security or operation of the website
To scrape, copy, or misuse website content
To place fraudulent or abusive orders

We reserve the right to terminate access or cancel orders if we believe prohibited use has occurred.

15. Third-Party Services and Links

Our website may include links to third-party websites, apps, payment providers, shipping services, analytics tools, or other external services.

We are not responsible for the content, policies, security, or practices of third-party websites or services. Your use of third-party services may be subject to their own terms and privacy policies.

16. Accuracy of Website Information

We try to keep the website accurate and up to date, but we do not guarantee that all information is always complete, current, or error-free.

Information on this site is provided for general use and shopping purposes. We may update or remove content at any time without notice.

17. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Pardon My Bits will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from your use of our website, products, or services.

Nothing in these terms limits any rights you may have under applicable consumer protection laws.

18. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Pardon My Bits from any claims, damages, losses, liabilities, costs, or expenses arising from:

Your misuse of the website
Your breach of these terms
Your violation of any law or third-party rights
Content you submit for custom or personalised products

19. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms of Service from time to time.

Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated Last updated date. Your continued use of the website after changes are posted means you accept the updated terms.

20. Contact Information

Questions about these Terms of Service can be sent to:

Pardon My Bits
Email: hello@pardonmybits.com
Website: https://pardonmybits.com
Business address: Available on request where legally required.