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Thanks Mom For Not Swallowing Me Mug – Rude Mom Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Thanks Mom For Not Swallowing Me Mug – Rude Mom Gift

“Thanks Mum for not swallowing me” — a Mother’s Day card that Hallmark will never print.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Not Swallowing Me Mug – delivers its joke in a single phrase set in clean bold type. The concept does the heavy lifting; no image required.

A deeply inappropriate Mother’s Day gift for a mum who swears more than you do, or an any-occasion present for the person whose humour skews dark and biological.

Gratitude, expressed honestly.

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