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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Angel Penis Mug – Heavenly Rude Humor Gift

Penises with angel wings and halos — the heavenly anatomy pattern that belongs in no church.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Cheeky Gift Penis Rude gift

Angel Penis Mug – sends each cartoon penis to the celestial realm with a pair of wings and a golden halo. The irony is at maximum; the content is firmly adults-only.

A bachelorette party staple, a gag gift that commits to its joke all the way, or a purchase for anyone who enjoys a theological visual pun.

Blessed, but not blessed.

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