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Bite Me Donut Penis Mug – Rude Food Pun Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Bite Me Donut Penis Mug – Rude Food Pun Gift

Donuts styled as anatomy with “Bite Me” — the bakery crossover that hits different.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bite Me Donut Penis Mug – ices its donut shapes with the instruction Bite Me and a visual that turns a ring doughnut into something quite different. The food-meets-anatomy joke lands in one look.

A birthday gift for the foodie with a dirty mind, a bachelorette brunch essential, or any occasion that calls for a mug that is technically about pastry.

Fresh from the naughty bakery.

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