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Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Bottle Penis Mug – Rude Party Drinking Humor Gift

Wine bottles, beer bottles and champagne flutes — all subtly reshaped into something very phallic.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
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Bottle Penis Mug – works through the full drinks cabinet — wine, beer, champagne, spirits — and redraws each bottle with a decidedly phallic silhouette. The joke is in the shape; the rest is plausible deniability.

A drinks-themed bachelorette gift, a wine-lover’s rude present, or the mug for the bar cart owner who appreciates subtle anatomy humour.

Cheers to the shapely bottle.

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