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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Christmas Vulva Art Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift

Christmas wrapped vulvas — gifting season anatomy with ribbons, bows and full festive dressing.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Gift Vulva Art Mug – wraps vulva shapes in full Christmas gift packaging: ribbons, bows, paper patterns and seasonal colour. The anatomy is the gift; the wrapping is impeccable.

A rude Secret Santa that earns its price, a Christmas bachelorette essential, or a festive buy for the person who finds standard Christmas gifts insufficiently interesting.

Wrapped with seasonal commitment.

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