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Merry Boobmas Boobs Mug – Christmas Tree Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Merry Boobmas Boobs Mug – Christmas Tree Gift

Merry Boobmas — a Christmas tree built entirely from stacked boob shapes, with the text to match.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Tree Boobs Mug – stacks boob after boob into a perfect Christmas tree silhouette, topped with a star. The legend reads Merry Boobmas — in case there was any doubt.

The rude Secret Santa gift that writes itself. Ideal for bachelorette Christmas parties, white elephant swaps, or gifting to the body-positive meme sender in your life.

It says everything the Christmas card cannot.

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