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Christmas Tree Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup
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Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Christmas Tree Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift

Merry Dickmas — a Christmas tree built entirely from stacked penises, with the greeting to match.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Merry Dickmas Christmas Tree Mug – stacks cartoon penises into the unmistakable triangular silhouette of a Christmas tree, topped with a star and accompanied by the text Merry Dickmas. It is the anatomy tree.

The Secret Santa that gets passed around the table, a Christmas bachelorette essential, or the festive mug for anyone who thinks the season deserves more edge.

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