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Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Coffee Bean Vulva Art Mug – Funny Coffee Lover Gift

Coffee beans that look exactly like vulvas — the barista anatomy mug you cannot un-see.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Coffee Lover Gift Foodie Gift Vulva

Coffee Bean Vulva Art Mug – fills the mug with coffee bean shapes that are, viewed carefully, also vulva forms. The analogy is rendered in warm brown tones and very precisely.

A funny gift for the coffee obsessive who will notice immediately, a kitchen mug that rewards the attentive, or a present for anyone who has ever looked at a coffee bean and thought something.

Dark roast. Double meaning.

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