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Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Doctor Penis Mug – Rude Medical Humor Gift

Penises in doctor coats with stethoscopes — the anatomy class nobody prepared you for.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Doctor Penis Mug – gives each cartoon penis a medical career: stethoscopes, white coats, surgical masks and a clipboard. The visual gap between medical authority and the subject matter is entirely the point.

A gift for the medical professional who can take a joke, a bachelorette addition, or the mug for anyone who has ever sat in a waiting room with nothing to do.

Dr. Penis will see you now.

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