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Floral dick pattern printed on a personalized Pickle Bits penis mug by Pardon My Bits.
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Floral Penis Mug – Personalized Botanical Art Gift

Fine black line-art penises topped with colorful flowers create a polished botanical mug with a very obvious punchline. Choose the original pattern or add optional custom text.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Fine black line-art penises topped with colorful flowers turn this mug into the kind of botanical pattern that rewards a second look. It is polished enough for the design-conscious friend and cheeky enough to make sure nobody mistakes it for ordinary floral kitchenware.

Choose an 11 oz or 15 oz mug, pick the color that suits the artwork, and order the original pattern or add optional custom text. It is a strong birthday, bachelorette or best-friend gift for someone who prefers their flowers with a very obvious punchline.

Make the flowers say more.

Add a name, title or short private joke in the optional custom-text field, up to 60 characters. Leave the field blank to receive the original floral pattern without added text.

Explore Pickle Bits personalized penis mugs, birthday gifts, bachelorette gifts, all funny mugs, or the Christmas Bauble Penis Mug.

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