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Gingerbread Penis Mug – Rude Christmas Cookie Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Gingerbread Penis Mug – Rude Christmas Cookie Gift

Gingerbread cookies shaped like penises — the festive bake that no oven produced accidentally.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Gingerbread Penis Mug – trades the classic human-shaped cookie for a penis-shaped one, complete with icing, sugar detail and gingerbread colouring. The festive texture makes it both better and worse.

A Secret Santa that references actual baking, a Christmas party gift, or a present for the person who makes novelty biscuits and wants the mug to match.

Straight from the naughty list bakery.

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