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Spice level: Bold Bits

Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Adults Only Novelty Mug – Kink-Inspired Anatomy Art

Kink-themed mixed anatomy — penises and vulvas with high heels, accessories and adults-only detail.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Adult Anatomy Adult humor Adults Only Gift Bachelorette Gift Kink Gift

Kink Mixed Anatomy Mug – presents both penises and vulvas alongside kink accessories: high heels, straps, chains and explicit detail in a bold adults-only pattern.

A bachelorette party gift for the boldest member of the group, a gag gift for someone who will appreciate the thoroughness, or a personal buy for adults who like their mugs unambiguous.

Both genitalia. Full kink. No apology.

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