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Pumpkin Vulva Art Mug – Spooky Halloween Gift

Pumpkins carved with vulva designs — the jack-o-lantern anatomy crossover for October.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Pumpkin Vulva Art Mug – carves vulva shapes into each pumpkin, replacing the classic jack-o-lantern face with anatomy. The orange and black seasonal palette makes it worse and better.

A Halloween bachelorette gift, a spooky Secret Santa, or a carved-pumpkin tribute for anyone whose October decorating has no ceiling.

Carved. Seasonal. Explicit.

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