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Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Eat A Bag Of Dicks Penis Mug – Rude Christmas Gift

“Eat a Bag of Dicks” — illustrated literally, with a festive bag of penises. The Christmas card that got rejected.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Eat a Bag of Dicks Christmas Mug – illustrates the phrase with absolute commitment: a gift bag full of illustrated penises in festive colours with the text to match. There is no ambiguity here.

The Secret Santa that ends the game, a white elephant guarantee, or the gift for someone who has earned the message, delivered seasonally and with full illustration.

The most honest Christmas wish of the year.

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