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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Santa Penis Mug – Naughty Holiday Humor Gift

Santa-themed penises in full seasonal dressing — the North Pole’s most inappropriate output.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift Penis Rude gift Secret Santa Gift

Santa Penis Mug – gives each cartoon penis the full Father Christmas treatment: Santa suit colouring, belt detail, the hat and all the seasonal props. Dense and festive.

A Secret Santa gift that earns maximum embarrassment, a Christmas bachelorette essential, or a seasonal novelty mug for anyone who finds standard Christmas gifts lacking personality.

Ho ho Bold.

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